〔 open rp post. 〕

[retromancer]

₀ choose 〔 RECORD 〕
₁ 〔 DUST 〕
₂ hit 〔 PLAY 〕
₃ you must 〔 DANCE^¹ 〕

^¹ have fun

Comments

[mockblingbird]

i'm gonna forgive your blasphemy for now since you're probably going to end up with a bastard sooner or later.

[jests]

i am a firm advocate of safe sex when dealing with adulterous women. one never knows where they've been.

[mockblingbird]

if you believed in safe sex, you'd be opting for conquests with less risk involved.

[jests]

i'm disappointed in your sense of adventure.

[mockblingbird]

it's called self-preservation

[jests]

i give you permission to say 'i told you so' should the worst come to pass.

[mockblingbird]

don't be that guy who gets his cock lopped off. i don't think i'd be able to tolerate a eunuch.

[ha ha ha crying]

[jests]

i'm tempted to say my misfortune would be greater than yours.

[mockblingbird]

what misfortune? not being me is a great misfortune billions of people have to deal with. i'm peachy keen.